Good morning; I've got a new laptop

Good morning; I've got a new laptop. I know it's crowded here and there's barely room to move down the carriage but I thought I'd just stand in the entrance until I need to exit. Good morning; I've got a new laptop. I haven't switched it on yet because then the battery would begin to run out and it wouldn't be brand new - a bit like a newborn moving inevitably towards death once out of the womb of packaging. Good morning; I've got a new latop. I've opened up the screen so that you can see how much bigger it is than on most laptops. That has the handy advantage of obstructing you even more as you try to get on the train. Good morning; I've got a new laptop. It's a sign and a signpost, you've just got to look beyond the positioning.